James Johnson

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Domain Central Virginia
Pack Purity Under Granite
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Real Name: James Beauregard "Jimbo" Johnson

Apparent Age: 33

Concept: The Undead Chuck Norris

Physical description: ' Jimbo is a well muscled 6ft 2in, with tattoos up both arms. He is currently at 9/20 on the darkenss scale

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Known History

I was working as a kung-fu movie star and stuntman in Hollywood 6 years or so ago when this dude comes up to me and my brother. He says he is a good vampire and he wants us to join up. We laughed in his face. He showed us some wild special effects but managed to convince us to let him take us to meet with his Children of Hack-eem to join some big assed vampire group.

Even though they were provisional members of this bunch of vampire yahoos, they still were treated like the uncle who looks at you funny and asks if you want a pony ride. And they weren’t helping themselves in this regard either. When you are known for being Billy bad-ass, and you’re trying to make friends, dressing like a reject from the Matrix and looming menacingly weren’t good choices. And so he came to us.

These vampires, I still couldn’t believe it at that point, wanted my brother and I, mostly him, to act as the new accessable face of the “Children of Haqim”. Someone not lurking in the shadows. I was darned if I was going to let Billy Ray go at it alone so we continued to listen to the nice man and his scary, scary friends. He was a bit condescending, as though he considered us like Ron Jeremy to his Leonardo DiCaprio…Sure, we are in the same business, film, but there’s a world of difference.

The negotiations went on into the shank of the evening, and by the end, he actually convinced us. I’d like to think we also managed to garner a little respect from him as well. The look was no longer smug condescension, but one you might share with your new sifu, or teacher. We sealed the deal and he said "Welcome to The Children of Haqim.” Then there was the whole teeth thing. And then we did die, but we got better, and it’s all gravy now.

I kicked around the Camarilla ending up in the east coast. Met a few likeable clanmates, but really only Kurt was worthy of my respect. Then everything changed one weekend in September of 2011. Everything I had been taught and believed was shaken to the core as I realized a simple truth. Gehenna was real. Hadrian was an elder that wanted to kill us all and burn the earth. Sister Hazel was right. Then and there I got on my Harley and drove to Fredricksburg where I converted to the ones that know the truth.


Purity Under Granite


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Kurt Mehmet
Hazel Grayson
Antonio Delatezzia
Dr Nicholas Vicente
John Blackstone





Billy Ray Johnson (MIA)

Character Inspirations

Chuck Norris and Adam Baldwin from Chuck


"How Do You Like Me Now" - Toby Keith
"God's Gonna Cut You Down" - Johnny Cash
"Rusty Cage" - Johnny Cash
"The Man Comes Around" - Johnny Cash
"The Highwaymen" - The Highwaymen
"Wanted Dead or Alive" - Bon Jovi
"Mr. Saturday Night Special" - Lynnard Skynnard
"Won't Get Fooled Again" - The Who
"Standing Outside the Fire" - Garth Brooks
"Carry On Wayward Son" - Kansas


Maybe you seen one of my movies..."Kung-Fu Vampires of the Mississippi Delta?" No? How about the trilogy? “Ninja Rednecks” “Ninja Rednecks 2: Mobile Home Massacare”, and “Ninja Rednecks 3: The Trailer Park Tornadoes"

"Hold my beer...I gotta try something"

"Well, heck, I always wanted to wrestle a gazelle."


It is rumored that James discovered that his mortal sister had been embraced and that Diablerizing her is what pushed him onto Road of Blood.
His performance of Shakespeare in the original redneck dialect made the local Toreador confused as it was awful yet perfomed brilliantly
James wants nothing more than to be Frank Siegler's sidekick

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